waffle hut

A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.

Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)

We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III

by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004

Waffle Hut

A place to meet and eat.

(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.
(Garth Pancake) What?
(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.

by Calvin Parry October 7, 2008

waffle hut

A place where waffles are sold and a hang out for slooths. Not reccommended to bring children or your wife there.

"You brought your bitch to a waffle hut"
"It's a waffle hut"
"I can't believe you brought you bitch to a waffle hut"
"I should waffle you"

by Jeremywp3 April 4, 2004

Wafflenuts

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflebutt

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

wafflebutt

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

by vipaka January 11, 2008

Wafflenuts

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.

Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.

by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005