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Waffle Conez 

A Group/Party That Alwaysz (And I Mean ALWAYSZ) Winsz. Consists Of 2 Hard To Find But EXTREMELY Awrsome *Yes Awrsome* Females. One By The Name Of ;Kha'Shea; ;DollaBu; Or ;Congo-Kha'Sh; And Another By The Name Of ;Laurali; ;Benny; Or ;Lo-Li;

**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D
*Sitting In Science Class*
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*

Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(

Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*

Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?

Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!

Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!

***BELL RiNGS***

Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...

Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!

Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.

Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!

Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!

*Everything Getsz Silent*

Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)

Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!

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Words you can keep

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone 

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.
'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

Walla Walla Waffle Cone 

The act of defecating in the shower and smashing the turd into the drain (using feet or hands) until it aquires the grid pattern of the drain. Can be admired and then mashed further until the turd disappears or it can be left behind to be discovered by the next person to use the shower.
Bob got tired of having to use a communal shower so he left a Walla Walla waffle cone behind to convey his displeasure with the situation.

Waffle Cone Job 

A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.
Amy is so fat. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Waffle Cone Job the other day.
Waffle Cone Job by Footsteps. August 3, 2010

hot fudge waffle cone 

The act of dumping your hot man load in the rectum of one hot bitch. Once done you lay her down with her legs behind her head and she shits out a wet poop colored cum filled load from her ass into her swollen blue waffle twat making it look like a hot fudge waffle cone
I told that griffin witch not to eat corn. After a dinner she made a hot fudge waffle cone and there was corn everywhere...
hot fudge waffle cone by waffle it October 18, 2014

Waffle Cone

1. To be annoying

2. To be distracting

3. To be a bitch
Man, I was trying to get my girlfriend to have sex with me, but she was being such a waffle cone about it.
Waffle Cone by The jelly bean July 29, 2010

Soggy Waffle Cone 

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.
Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!
Soggy Waffle Cone by Tyler G. February 20, 2009
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