Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex
1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...
by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008
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Rocks

The perfect thing to give out on Halloween.
I got a candy bar!
I got some gum!
I got a rock...

Rocks- give em to all the little kids!
by MaximumOverdrive November 02, 2008
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The freaks

The freaks come come out at night!- black guy from the 80's
by MaximumOverdrive November 14, 2008
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liabilities

Someone with liabilities is incredibly good at lying. Can get any one believe anything at any time. Abilities are on par with lying greats such as George Costanza, Drake Parker, and George Bush.
liabilities- they hold society together
by MaximumOverdrive October 20, 2008
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Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive November 10, 2008
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Window Pains

An awesome sounding hacker tag.
liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains
by MaximumOverdrive October 21, 2008
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Zac Efron

Teenage heartthrob, who will get washed up in a few years and will be a hobo. Some girl will recognize him and marry him because "he is like so hot!" he will continue to mooch off of her for years. clearly gay, because no straight man would wear that much makeup or star in such overly feminine movies. In HSM2 he got a REALLY gay haircut that was incredibly similar to the openly gay kid in my schools hair. I mean this in the straightest way possible, his hair was much cooler in the first one. Supposedly dating some Disney pop princess but it's probably a cover story.
*World history class starts*
Me- yo matt, ever see highschool musical?
Matt- yeah.
Me- yknow zac efron?
Matt- yeah.
Me- he's so gay
Matt- I know he wears so much makeup
Tina- he's not gay.
Me+matt- yeah he is
Tina- no he isn't. He's got a girlfriend.
Me- and? Marcus had a girlfriend and everyone knew he was gay years before he came out(or found out, for that matter)
by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008
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