by MaximumOverdrive March 14, 2009
by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009
awseome song written by the lemon pipers. Also redone by Robert goulet for Recess: school's out, a fucking awesome movie
Drop your silver in my tambourine,
Help a poor man build a pretty dream.
Give me pennies, I'll take anything!
Now listen while I play(echoes)...
My green tambourine!
Watch the jingle jangle start to shine,
Reflections of the music that is mine.
When you drop a coin you'll hear it sing,
Now listen while I play (echoes),
My green tambourine!
Drop a dime before I walk away,
Any song you want I'll gladly play,
Money feeds my music machine...
Now listen while I play... (echoes)
My green tambourine!
Help a poor man build a pretty dream.
Give me pennies, I'll take anything!
Now listen while I play(echoes)...
My green tambourine!
Watch the jingle jangle start to shine,
Reflections of the music that is mine.
When you drop a coin you'll hear it sing,
Now listen while I play (echoes),
My green tambourine!
Drop a dime before I walk away,
Any song you want I'll gladly play,
Money feeds my music machine...
Now listen while I play... (echoes)
My green tambourine!
by MaximumOverdrive March 10, 2009
Mankinds only defense against the evil monsters of the night. If you don't have one, your days are numbered.
Nightlight, could we survive without you?
by MaximumOverdrive February 22, 2009
Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.
( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?
her- yeah.
(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.
her- oh cool.
me- did you get yours yet?
her- no...
me- why not?
her- nobody asked me...
(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left
her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?
me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.
her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*
me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.
friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.
me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.
friend- sweet idea dude!
her- yeah.
(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.
her- oh cool.
me- did you get yours yet?
her- no...
me- why not?
her- nobody asked me...
(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left
her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?
me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.
her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*
me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.
friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.
me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.
friend- sweet idea dude!
by MaximumOverdrive February 19, 2009
by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009