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wack off 

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"
I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.
wack off by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013
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wack off 

to jack off until one cums.
I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.
wack off by Brandi February 6, 2003

wack off 

Same as Jack Off and Jerk Off.
"I am gonna wack off with coconut shampoo... then it will smell like coconut."
wack off by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

wack-off-able 

Something incredibly hot and or sexual that men like to wack off to
Dude...
did u see that porn on we live together??
yea man, it was soo wack-off-able
wack-off-able by John Sniffen December 11, 2006

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"
Wack off Rolodex by Jleeballs April 21, 2007

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

wax on, wack off 

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off
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