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dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.
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Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.
Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

chrissy wabi 

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.
Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her
chrissy wabi by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013

WAITITIFICATION 

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.
In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

Wait, is that your car? 

The Gold Digger's Anthem.
She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

Tom Waits 

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.
Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.
Tom Waits by Jon Dore November 1, 2009