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What would Karl-Petter Do?
When your friend wakes up after a too long nap, and craves after something, and then fills his glass to the top.

Me: I just woke up after a very long nap on the couch. What should I do?
Friend: Just think WWKPD!
Me: Good advice! I will fill up my whine glass to the top with my brand new 3-litre cask of red whine!

WWKPD by kimdaolse June 12, 2019

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What Would Picard Do (reference to the captain on "Star Trek - The Next Generation")

Said whenever the answer is obvious

Q: "I'm having a hard time deciding whether to invade IRAQ - what do you think?"

A: "WWPD?"

wwpd by MaggiePixel July 26, 2008

WWAPD 

What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.

Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.

Timbo: WWAPD bro?

Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.

WWAPD by crazycyrax June 5, 2009

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WWHPD stands for What Would Harry Potter do, so that nerds everywhere can understand what Harry would do in specific situations.

John: Dear life, This bald guy keeps telling me that he's going to kill me... what should I do?

Life: WWHPD?

John: Oh, thanks, I'll try to kill HIM!

wwhpd by Miss_Snape July 9, 2010

WWKHD 

Abbreviation: What would Kellen Heard Do?

Kellen Heard is a 7' tall 500# behemoth of a man who played 3 seasons of collegiate football at Texas A&M before getting his degree and transferring.

He is notoriously huge and selectively laborious, making him a microcosm for all that is great in America. He also put a late hit on a famous female quarterback from a school in Austin.

He's a man, a scholar, and an Oakland Raider. A box of rocks might be smarter than Kellen Heard and yet he makes millions more than you.

Kellen Heard is a beacon of light in our dark times.

Person A just witnessed an abrasive negro stealing a womans purse.

Person B, a friend, asks the following

B- "You're just going to sit there and watch that?"
A- "Dude, WWKHD?"
B- "You're right."

Both gentlemen go tackle the old lady and rip out her fillings so that they can pawn them and use the money to buy women of loose morals.

WWKHD by superbuffalo June 12, 2010

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What Would King Harkinian Do?
A question all true warriors must answer. It comes from the famously shit-tastic Zelda CD i series. Most of the time this involves wondering whats for dinner and punishing Duke Onkled.

"WWKHD?"
"Wonder what's for DINNER, of course!"

WWKHD by Justin Thorson March 22, 2009

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What Would Kaity Dirt Jump

There I was riding this sick single track on my mountain bike and I came to a fork in the trail. One track leading to a huge ten foot huck and the other leading to a small one foot shelf. I tried to make a decision as to which path to take and I remembered my mantra WWKDJ. So I hucked my meat.

WWKDJ by Z-Lo May 2, 2010