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There I was riding this sick single track on my mountain bike and I came to a fork in the trail. One track leading to a huge ten foot huck and the other leading to a small one foot shelf. I tried to make a decision as to which path to take and I remembered my mantra WWKDJ. So I hucked my meat.
WWKDJ by Z-Lo May 2, 2010
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What would Kirk do?

Reference to the infamous Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the starship Enterprise on the television series Star Trek and his creative solutions to seemingly impossible situations, problems, and interpersonal impasses.

WWKD suggests the solution to a problem lies in the question of "what would Captain Kirk do in my situation?"
1.
Cadet 1: I'm facing an impossible test tomorrow with no way to win, only ways to lose well. But I hate to lose. What do I do?
Cadet 2: WWKD?
Cadet 1: Break into the Academy computer systems and reprogram the test to add a victory option!
Cadet 2: Brilliant.

2.
First Officer: Pirates have disabled us and plan to take our ship! We have no way of fighting back. What do we do?
Captain: WWKD?
First Officer: Let them board us and then blow up the ship and them with it as we escape!
Captain: You have your orders.
WWKD by CaptFrost October 25, 2010
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What Would King Do

A phrase meaning "what would JIMMY the king do" from the movie "ready to rumble" featuring real life pro wrestlers
dude, i got you a bracelet.

.um....wicked?

no man it says "what would king do"
WWKD by Ray November 12, 2003
What would Kanye do?
Must have annoyed a few people last night or else offended them with my douchebaggery?! Then I thought to my self WWKD?
WWKD by theusual... September 14, 2009

wwkjlk;;lh 

you werent expecting this were you
you should type in wwkjlk;;lh in the urban dictionary
wwkjlk;;lh by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg February 11, 2022
1: What would Kim Dracula Do

2: The question Kim Dracula fans ask if they are in a tough situation. Can also be a non-serious or funny situation.
I'm not sure. WWKDD!? What would Kim Dracula do?!
WWKDD by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023
What would kesha do?
Girl one : I don't know what to wear tonight
Girl two : wwkd
Girl one : who the f*** knows, she's crazy!
wwkd by keepmepartyingtilltheam December 27, 2010
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