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Acronym for "What Would James Bond Do?"

Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.
You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.

WWJBD?!

He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.

etc
Related Words
WWJWBD • WWJBD • wwjwd • WWGWBD • wwjwgd
Acronym for "What Would Jack Bauer Do?!?!"
Person 1: You have 24 hours to save the world
Person 2: WWJBD!!
WWJBD by Amolo January 28, 2006
what would john wayne do, often used in trying to talk a friend down from a potentially socially dangerous situation
Danials: Wow i think im gonna give the gremlin a fluffy bunny
Doug: Nah man thats not cool
Danials: For real it'l be tight shes a cutie pie
Doug: C'mon man WWJWD
Danials: wow your right...O god....
wwjwd by D-Dawg G. From the 623 December 9, 2008
What would John Wayne Gacy Do?

The answer to that is:

Kill 'em, fuck 'em, eat 'em.

Not necessarily in that order but it just sounds the best that way.
I look down at my "WWJWGD" bracelete and I know exactly what is to be done.
wwjwgd by AJFish0815 June 14, 2009
What Would James Bond Do.

You are in a socially awkward situation and you need guidance on how to remain looking cool. Think! What would James Bond Do?
Last night that girl blew me out, so I'm sitting in the restaurant on my larry like a looser, people are starring at me. So I think, WWJBD, so I pulled the waitress and shagged her at my hotel
WWJBD by Milkcarton18 August 20, 2010
What would Jimmy Buffett do?
You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?

wwjbd

Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.
wwjbd by blpadge2 April 8, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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