WWJWBD 

what would John Wilkes Booth do?

I can't belive this guy wants to suck my dick. I wonder... WWJWBD

WWJWBD by du du. du du du du. dudududu d November 12, 2023

WWJBD 

Acronym for "What Would James Bond Do?"

Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.

You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.

WWJBD?!

He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.

etc

WWJBD by anothergenericusername May 10, 2009

WWJBD 

Acronym for "What Would Jack Bauer Do?!?!"

Person 1: You have 24 hours to save the world
Person 2: WWJBD!!

WWJBD by Amolo January 28, 2006

wwjwd 

what would john wayne do, often used in trying to talk a friend down from a potentially socially dangerous situation

Danials: Wow i think im gonna give the gremlin a fluffy bunny
Doug: Nah man thats not cool
Danials: For real it'l be tight shes a cutie pie
Doug: C'mon man WWJWD
Danials: wow your right...O god....

wwjwd by D-Dawg G. From the 623 December 9, 2008

wwjwgd 

What would John Wayne Gacy Do?

The answer to that is:

Kill 'em, fuck 'em, eat 'em.

Not necessarily in that order but it just sounds the best that way.

I look down at my "WWJWGD" bracelete and I know exactly what is to be done.

wwjwgd by AJFish0815 June 14, 2009

WWJBD 

What Would James Bond Do.

You are in a socially awkward situation and you need guidance on how to remain looking cool. Think! What would James Bond Do?

Last night that girl blew me out, so I'm sitting in the restaurant on my larry like a looser, people are starring at me. So I think, WWJBD, so I pulled the waitress and shagged her at my hotel

WWJBD by Milkcarton18 August 20, 2010

wwjbd 

What would Jimmy Buffett do?

You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?

wwjbd

Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.

wwjbd by blpadge2 April 8, 2009