wwjwd

what would john wayne do, often used in trying to talk a friend down from a potentially socially dangerous situation

Danials: Wow i think im gonna give the gremlin a fluffy bunny
Doug: Nah man thats not cool
Danials: For real it'l be tight shes a cutie pie
Doug: C'mon man WWJWD
Danials: wow your right...O god....

by D-Dawg G. From the 623 December 9, 2008

WWJWD

What Would John Wick Do

When someone hurts you, you need to ask yourself WWJWD

by zeus daddy March 4, 2024

WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

by tonai December 28, 2007

WWJZD

What Would Jay-Z Do? You ask yourself this when you're in a tough situation. The question encourages realness and intelligence.

You look in the mirror and see there is dirt on your shoulder. WWJZD?

by JiggaMan2010 June 10, 2010