Skip to main content
WISLP is an artist who name means When I Speak Listen Please.
Yesterday, I was listening to WISLP.
WISLP by TheOfficialWISLP December 29, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch

Wisp Jone 

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".
"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."
Wisp Jone by Ya boy lucky December 12, 2015
Related Words
WISLP • Wisp • Wispy • wispanic • Wisp Jone • Willpower • Wilp • Wisla • wisley • Wisly

Willpower 

Being able to do something difficult without cheating through it.
You have to have good willpower to go on a diet without breaking it.
Willpower by ShowMeYourMoves December 18, 2012
WISL: An Acronym for "What It Smell Like", a Shreveport/Dirty South version of "what's up". Used as a greeting or rhetorical question. Used for text messaging as well.
Yo Rici Loc, WISL?
WISL by Lomax318 March 17, 2010

Wispy Dick 

1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.

2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.
1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.

2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.
Wispy Dick by Leonard Klaus January 8, 2009
1. A sex goddess brought down to earth for the good of men.

2. Sometimes referred to as a succubus by thwarted lovers in Greek literature.

3. A vicious cruel evil vile woman who tries to rule mens' lives.

4. The Best Way To Learn Languages

5. Female elf

6. Klutziest female ever.
"I learned Russian from Wispra."

"Wispra: She falls down in an empty room."
Wispra by fuzzyfoots April 13, 2009

Wishping 

Wishping (verb); Wishping is a collaboration of the two words wishing and hoping.
Jill: "Today was such a horrible day."
Jack: "Well, I'll be wishping that tomorrow is better for you."
Wishping by Wishping October 6, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next