wisley
An extremely sexy man who is very conceited. Always put together and loves to have a great time. Has a big penis and knows how to use it.
wisley by wanna be lover June 23, 2011
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shut up, wesley
Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014
Portuguese Wesley
Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
Wiskey Dick
wiskey dick
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wiskey is distilled from a beer. wiskey dick is invoking the fact that both wiskey, it's self, and wiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wiskey through distillation wiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wiskey is distilled from a beer. wiskey dick is invoking the fact that both wiskey, it's self, and wiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wiskey through distillation wiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskey dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
Wiskey Dick by RepOmaN April 14, 2013
Wesley Gibson
n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?
Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
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