winned 

1. a word used incorrectly when you should have used "won"
2. allowable in a game of words with friend on the itouch and android.

dude i just winned words with friends with "winned".

winned by bluefalcon897 April 2, 2011

WINNED 

when a yung fly nicca like me beat lee in 8ball

me: *wins 8ball*
lee: “you suck”
me: how ? i just WINNED

WINNED by FlyNiccaFrmOakland June 14, 2023

Winged Hussars 

An elite Polish cavalry group used between the 1400s and 1700s, they were the reason why the Ottoman empire never went deeper into Europe, because they were at Vienna and kicked their asses.

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE THEY TURNED THE TIDE!

Winged Hussars by Skyler The Slav August 18, 2017

Trumpian winner 

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump

That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.

Trumpian winner by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

Winged Dragon of Ra 

A big shiny flying dragon bird thing who noone knows what the fuck it is from the yu gi oh television series, it's also the god card noone gives a fuck about because slifer and Obelisk are just better. this also means to paint your dick gold , flap your arms as if they were wings while your woman sucks your golden cock. commonly used with Obelisk the Tormentor

James: dude i opened my yu gi oh booster and i had a fuckin winged dragon of ra

matt: you mean your cock was painted gold and you flapped your wings like a pigeon falling down a chimney while your woman sucked you off?

James: no you fucking wanker i literally mean the card, although i did give her a Obelisk the tormentor...

Winged Dragon of Ra by Kung Fu Goofy July 28, 2012

You're Winner! 

Phrase used in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Used in Internet-speak as a sarcastic congratulation.

History:

The game was developed in Russia, and hastily released on the PC. It is one of the worst games ever made on the PC. Netjak.com gave it a 0 out of 10 in every category.

Upon completion of the race (In version 1.0 the opposing truck would never move.) and the phrase "You're Winner!" along with a mysterious 3-handled trophy appear on-screen to let you know that, you are the winner.

"I tied my shoes today!"
"Really? You're Winner!"

You're Winner! by MC Grammar March 23, 2004

Winner's Sauce 

From the pages of Viz Comic, a "special ingredient" added by a restaurant/cafe/pub chef, solely of Y-chromosome, to a dish given to a famous and/or particularly disagreeable customer, namely a restaurant critic.

Takes its name from The Sunday Times restaurant critic and sometime film director, Michael Winner. A well-known trasher of both restaurants and chefs' reputations.

"See that Michael Winner over there? He's reckoned to have ingested more Winner's Sauce than Marc Almond"

Winner's Sauce by Harbottle64 October 11, 2012