Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Wife's Boyfriend 

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM]!!!

"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

Wife's Boyfriend by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

Wife's Best Friend 

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

Wife's Best Friend by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009

wife's a beach 

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Wife's off 

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

Wife's off by goat your friend June 23, 2016

Wife’s Gambit 

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

Wife’s Gambit by chickenboy June 7, 2021