9 definitions by I Write Random Explanations

Love Lizards

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.

“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
“Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”

by I Write Random Explanations June 19, 2021

female cum

if you do this, you are a simp

Henry: "I gave my girl female cum"
Thomas: "SIMP ALERT!"

by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

legiterally

A combination of legitimately and literally.
It's a word, I swear.

"What the fuck does legiterally mean???"
"Derek please, we need to continue the sacrifice."

by I Write Random Explanations November 18, 2020

Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!

"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

Rick Roll

You heard Somebody say "I got rickrolled again!" and went here.
You try to get your free robux and get linked to Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley. Haha.

"Wait this isn't Free Robux why is this the Rick Roll Link"
or
"THIS ISN'T THE Rick Roll LINK WHY IS THIS All The Single Furries"

by I Write Random Explanations June 11, 2020

Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

by I Write Random Explanations April 4, 2021

Blocky

hey guys for a prank

"Hey guys, Blocky here. For a prank-"

by I Write Random Explanations October 16, 2020