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Believed by many to be a common misspelling of would, however, it is just the inquisitive form of would. Important note: Whood is not the inquisitive version of wood.

Jay: Whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: No, ew.
Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay: Dirty sheep f*cker!

whould by yaidk August 16, 2009

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whould

Suggesting something to someone, but you actually wanting to do it.

dude: You whould blow me.
Chick: what do you mean would?! I've never blown you!
dude: I said WHOULD not WOULD! Now blow me, bitch.

whould by ucaeonnia June 7, 2010

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Whould

A combination of who and would, efficient!

Whould you want?

Whould by DROCKMT December 15, 2025

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That whould be your mother!

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.

1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!

That whould be your mother! by That Was my mother. March 23, 2023

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hell no this is not a phase you whould use

so don't use this phrase, THE PHRASE SAYS DON'T USE THIS PHRASE

just don't.

Person 1: hi
person 2: HELLO
Person 1: hell no this is not a phase you whould use

hell no this is not a phase you whould use by MIntysharky12345 November 21, 2020

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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

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wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

wish a nigga would by Bossman999 July 26, 2015

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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