WHOAMB 

Whoa, my buddha!

Simular to WHOAMG which is a variant of OMG. WHOAMB is a variant of OMB.

*someone posts a link to somewhere*
someotherguy: WHOAMB! WHAT WAS THAT? That was AMAZING!

WHOAMB by b4ct31r10n August 23, 2004

whoamomma 

ass bandit

"that guy is a whoamomma"

whoamomma by big poof September 25, 2003

whoaboo 

Similar to a Weeaboo, except not with Japanese themes but entirely with Dr. Who. Note that this isn't referring to fans of the show, but irritating people (like weeaboos) who:
-Are close minded with other shows and fandoms. They are obsessed with Dr. Who (in a bad way)

-Continued from the last point, they believe that everything else is inferior to Dr. Who without good reasoning or support. This is different from people who say that Dr. Who is their favorite show.

-Constantly makes references to the franchise in a very disruptive way. Even if their friends politely ask them to stop or tone it down, they will complain and continue.

-May have a lot of Dr. Who items, possibly a shrine.

-Uses too many Dr. Who terms and attempts to develop the accents of the Doctors.

-Constantly sings/hums/mimics the Dr. Who theme song. Sometimes as loud as they can. When others tell them to please be quite, they get mad and continue.

-Act like they know so much about the franchise, maybe even claim they are the best fan. When a friend wants to talk about Dr. Who with them, the 'Whoaboo' completely ruins the conversation by being rude to the friend if they do not know something correctly and tells them they aren't a true fan or they are stupid.

-May blab about how they should have been the Doctor or another character in the show because they claim to 'pretty much be them'.

-If you're unlucky, they'll spoil the whole series for you.

1)Friend: Oh man, I missed last night's episode! I'm going to watch it when I go home!
Whoaboo: OH? You're going to watch S2 E3? It was totally like the best episode! It's all about

-Spoils whole episode-
Friend: Hey stop- don't talk about that part- DUDE!
Whoaboo: Yeah it was soooooo gooood! Tell me when you watch it!
Friend: I've pretty much watched it...I guess...

2)Friend: Wow a new season? This is going to be great! I wonder who the Doctor is going to be?
Whoaboo: OMG HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! IT'S MATT SMITH! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN! WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH A DUMBASS LIKE YOU? I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU KNOW NOTHING! DUMB PRICK.

3)Friend: Hey I found a really cool show! It's really awesome, want to watch it together?
Whoaboo: Hmm show me a bit of it...
-After-
Whoaboo: Ugh, that show was so stupid and dumb! What idiot would watch this? Plus, Dr. Who is the best show anyway why should I bother with crap like this?

whoaboo by Puppycat January 26, 2015

whomb 

a person with great amount of character and individualism; usually far superior to those around him/her.

In a world full of cowards, Peter Parker is regarded as somewhat of a whomb

whomb by Thomas Clapham December 29, 2007

whambulance 

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."

whambulance by FiYoG October 10, 2004

whamburger 

the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.

So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??

whamburger by Corbet December 9, 2008

whambien 

When you have sex before going to sleep. The release helps you sleep well, similar to the affect of taking a sleeping pill, such as: Ambien.

I'm tired, but I'm horny, I could really go for a Whambien right now.

I slept great! Thanks for that Whambien last night.

whambien by Markfarkle1 August 28, 2017