whambulance
The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
whambulance by FiYoG October 10, 2004
Word of the Day on March 1, 2006
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whambulance
The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
Awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? That's too bad! *snicker* Should I call a whambulance?
whambulance by Pope Jaimie April 13, 2006
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whambulance
what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.
whambulance by exterminate April 13, 2006
Waambulance
A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.
Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.
Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007
Waahmbulance
The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.
"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"
Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005
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wambulance by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005
wahmbulance
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
wahmbulance by Evan April 7, 2003
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