we won

contary to popular belief, it is about an individual winning. used as a drop in replacement for "i won"

person 1 : i got you *insert desirable item here*
person 2 : WE WON

we won by shelly real September 17, 2022

mr. stark, we won 

peter parker (spiderman) when tony stark (iron man) dies after using the infinity gauntlet to kill thanos for the second time.

spiderman: Mr. Stark, we won
pepper: *tries to hug spiderman* its okay kid

mr. stark, we won by gaythiccboiii May 1, 2019

Mr. Stark we won 

A phrase spoken by Peter Parker to Tony Stark in endgame that will result in a Tony or Peter Stan to slap you in your face, give silent treatment, or burst into tears

Friend: a haha remember when Tony died and Peter said " Mr. stark we won" lmaoo

Tony/Peter Stan: you little bitch *slaps friend*

Mr. Stark we won by Justafangirl96 June 11, 2019

Smokes we won't pay 

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.

Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"

Smokes we won't pay by faaaaack May 14, 2010

HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!

How one should reply to a newfag who thinks the internet is is personal army.

>My girlfriend cheated on me. Her number is 555-555-5555 and her e-mail is [e-mail]. Do your worst.

>HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!

HELL NO! WE WON'T GO! by mf10 March 12, 2009

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday 

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Do you ever wonder why we're here? 

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.

YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Do you ever wonder why we're here? by Ran#DOM=(DEAD) October 19, 2020