stark

1. forbiddingly bare and plain: forbidding in its bareness and lack of any ornament, relieving feature, or pleasant prospect
2. unambiguous and harsh: presented in plain, unambiguous, and usually rather harsh terms
3. complete: having reached the fullest extent or degree of something
4. without clothes: completely unclothed and uncovered
5. rigid: showing or affected by rigor mortis (archaic)
by boingat January 16, 2005
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a late comment on an Internet forum that has been idle for a long time. Often explicitly stated by the person who knows that her comment is late.
(2/23/2010 12:31) Hey All! I am in Chicago and looking for stuff to do. Anybody know any good coffee shops?
(2/23/2010 12:33) Ya! The Bohemian Bean is chill and has a good view. You should check it out.
(2/23/2010 14:00) I also recommend the TeaBean. It has some good selections of teas as well.
(3/1/2010 17:00) stark: if you are ever back in the area, I also recommend the coffee shop in the Bookworm.
by Aviendha March 20, 2011
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stark

1. Having qualities of an oblivious Public Speaking Teacher.
2. One who pronounes names incorrectly and or forgets names.
1. The stark teacher did not notice the student cuss her out behind her back.
2. Stark asked me how my name was pronounced the morning before the public speaking dinner, but still mispronounced it later that night.
by James P Jon November 08, 2006
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bender who looks like shrek and always says UR MAW he is a dumfuk and supports the shittest team ever (pars)and is gay with scott
ur almost as gay as stark
not possible stark is the gayest muthafuka around
by Fraser February 28, 2005
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starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.
Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.
by Bevo69 January 15, 2012
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Starked

Deriving from the character Tony Stark (or, Iron Man), it is a synonym for words like "owned", "pwned", "beasted", or "stole"; to be bested, or out-witted.
Haahahaha! You've been Starked, son!

Anna: Hey, why am I doing your homework for you?!
James: Because I said so.
Bystander: Starked, fool.
by Rabbit Zombie May 09, 2010
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Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out
He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes
by Lindabruh November 25, 2015
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