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abbreviation for "Why Don't We Just F*ck"
In a conversation: Man, she didn't stop talking all night long, i just wanted to say WDWJF ?
WDWJF by astralfreakstar October 23, 2010
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Who Would Jesus Follow...On twitter
#FF #WWJF @SilentTourettes
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WDWJF • wdwf • wdwftfoc • wdwftfoc™ • Wdwgfm • wdwjoafb • WWJF • WWJFD • WWJFF
Who would Jesus fist fuck?
- Did you see that girl's bracelet? It said WWJFF.
- Yeah, she's the church whore. Loves being fisted and thinks Jesus would fist her.
WWJFF by AaronNYC August 26, 2017
means "why don't we fart" a super problematic groupchat made up of fans of the band why don't we that people worship for some reason. they all have large followings on twitter. several of them even have fanpages. wdwf is always creating drama in the why don't we fandom.
girl 1: "omg el from wdwf is so amazing i made her a fan page"
girl 2: "lol why? she's so problematic and so are most of the other wdwf girls"
wdwf by The Right Definitions. September 17, 2017
Acronym, used to evoke conscience in someone who will commit a wrong deed, but is having second thoughts. Stands for "What Would a Jesus Freak Do?"
"Man... I dunno 'bout this Mitsubishi stuff... I mean... WWJFD, you know?"
WWJFD by Grizzleh September 10, 2005
Means “why don’t we GoldfishMelons” which is a very titty litty groupchat. Made of fans of the why don’t we boy band. Wdwgfm doesn’t create drama in the fandom because it’s not their thing. Its a groupchat that is not to be messed with. Ya'll better be their freind or their worst enemy. Its up to you.
Girl: wdwgfm is the littest groupchat on Twitter history.

Girl 2: yea its so litty titty
Wdwgfm by Litty dictionary November 2, 2017

wdwftfoc™ 

wdwftfoc™ are a group chat with girls who are fans of the boy band Why Don't We. They're goofy and kind and so supportive of each other. They always have a lot of fun together and they even have a group chat account on Twitter. They don't talk smack about anyone in the fandom (cough cough) and they love all of the boys equally. The group name is kind of secretive and a bit dirty but they're hoping for one of the boys, (preferably Corbyn) to figure it out.
Girl 1: The wdwftfoc™ girls are so dope! I even made a fanpage for them!
Girl 2: Omg me too!
wdwftfoc™ by zach_herron November 8, 2017
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