WWJFF

Who would Jesus fist fuck?

- Did you see that girl's bracelet? It said WWJFF.
- Yeah, she's the church whore. Loves being fisted and thinks Jesus would fist her.

by AaronNYC August 26, 2017

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

wwyff

Stands for: Who would You Fall For?

Used in reference to romance quizzes where the reader, who is also the main character chooses the character that he/she falls for and ends up with at the end of the quiz.

"My next wwyff quiz: Help I've Been kidnapped! (a vampire, demon, fallen angel, werewolf quiz) part 15."

by productofmygeneration August 4, 2009

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

by tonai December 28, 2007

wwffy

Used with badly written fanfics, mostly on quizilla, WWFFY stands for; Who Would Fall For You?
Usually used for a title in a reverse haram style fanfiction or "orginal" story.

Example for titles
1) The Fan Fiction Title! "wwffy? Harry, Ron, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Snape, or Cedric (he's a ghost!!!1)?

2) The "Origanl Story" Title! "wwffy? A vampire, A werewolf, a genie, an alien, a guy with bunny ears, or your stepbrother!"

by izanami November 21, 2009

WWJF

Who Would Jesus Follow...On twitter

#FF #WWJF @SilentTourettes

by A Person who Jesus Follows April 5, 2010