WWJFD

Acronym, used to evoke conscience in someone who will commit a wrong deed, but is having second thoughts. Stands for "What Would a Jesus Freak Do?"

"Man... I dunno 'bout this Mitsubishi stuff... I mean... WWJFD, you know?"

by Grizzleh September 10, 2005

WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

wwgfd

What would gordon freeman do?

*spider attacks you*
wwgfd?

by Tomzor March 4, 2007

WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

wwjdftw

what would jesus do for the win

i suck at this game,wwjdftw?

by tonai December 28, 2007

wwmfd

what would morgan freeman do

dude should i go do some drugs?
wwmfd?
he wouldnt, lets be cool like him and not do drugs

by Domizzle June 1, 2006