WAXTARD

Waxtard, n. not considered a real human being SO DEVOID of conscience and decency, likened to a wax person in a museum. Stiff, stupid and "low IQ"

You are so ridiculous in your ideas, you are a waxtard!

by TrumpismExpert October 29, 2020

Waltard

A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis

All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.

by Walyt June 7, 2009

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

wagtard

When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.

How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.

by scubas steve November 21, 2009

wartard

Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.

by author December 20, 2006

Waxward

Used to define Edwards that always act as if they are dabbed out on wax. Occasionally known to fiend for Adderall and hit grocery store licks.

Other synonyms include dabward, fiendward, and bongward.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Edward getting caught with weed because he had dab stains in the back of his car?

Person 2: Which Edward?

Person 1: I'm obviously talking about Waxward.

by Chad Maximus June 29, 2021

waytarded

way retarded

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!

by seyfert December 11, 2013