LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.
The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students
parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is
white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks
The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “
Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’
t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is
history.
Lake Washington
High School is said to be the place where the
Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’
s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the
Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.
Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’
s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang
Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?
Lake Washington
High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor
west Juul room.
The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the
juice flavor.
