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wankcious
A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010
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wolicious
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Hascious Wascious
A small handed, small sneezed, stubborn catboy who likes to refuse to sleep. Allergic to everything and denies the painfully obvious truth. Uses “L” as a response to anything and everything.
Hascious Wascious by Woozyz August 27, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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