Walting

In reference to Walt Disney, when you masturbate to Disney porn of some sort, or just to a Disney movie

"Wow, I just walted to Snow White and the Seven Whores!"

"Man, walting to Peter Pan is awesome."

Walting by Walt Disney's Head June 10, 2007

Walting Away 

Same as "Wilting away" but instead you or the person is in the Walter White death pose from the finale of the Breaking Bad show.

Person 1: You ok man-
Person 2: I'M WALTING AWAY

Walting Away by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025

Walking Dead Zone 

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

Walking Dead Zone by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

Waljing 

Leaving in a rush, hurrying, throwing clothes on as you exit

I am waljing out the door right now. I'll be there in ten.

Waljing by Midnightbud September 26, 2015

mud walking 

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

mud walking by celly.sal December 7, 2017

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

walking Google 

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

walking Google by pleinaire April 3, 2016