WADL

WADL = Waddling Away a Defeated Loser.

The result of a hedge fund or short seller of AMC & GME being bent over by the champion caliber HODLing of stock primates known as Apes until it hurts so much that they have to waddle like a duck because they lost so much money it felt like a prison rape.

Because the Apes were so successful at HODLing AMC’s stock, Kenny G and all of CNBC’s Andrew Sorkins other hedge fund butt buddies had to WADL home like a duck.

by PewPewPeeeew June 5, 2021

Robert Wadlow

Robert Pershing Wadlow (born Feb. 22, 1918 in Alton, Illinois; died Jul 15, 1940 in Manistee, Michigan) was the tallest person in history. Months before his death, he was measured at a height of 8' 11.1". His extraordinary growth began in infancy and was caused by an overactive pituitary gland. Those who knew him personally remembered him fondly, although he was seen as a curious spectacle by the masses. Sadly, he died of an infection caused by a faulty brace on his left foot. He was 22 years-old.

He was also known as the "Alton Giant" and the "Giant of Illinois. " he is also thought of as a "gentle giant."

"Who do you think I am, Robert Wadlow? I can't reach that."

by (Oo...GhostByte...oO) March 26, 2017

Wadleys Paradigm

A place for everything and nothing in it's place

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.

by scriptcat February 4, 2009

wadley

A persons who is very handsome and is funny and outgoing he is very nice but don’t get him mad if you meet a wadley keep him forever

I met a wonderful person named wadley!

by Dont forget about them January 5, 2021

Wadland

A tall person with extended ears but knows how to chat. Loud big mouthed and doesn't know when to shut up. Generally a good guy with good sense of humour. He is lucky when comes to pulling the ladies

I like to Wadland you

by Crank91 November 13, 2011

Wadly

Wadly is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful human being.

I would love to Mary someone named wadly

by Drippa wadly February 11, 2019

Master Wadleigh

The genius who had a moment of inspiration and thought of "pound it" instead of the over-used word, "hashtag". Also the general of the Military Acapella Group on Skis (whom he taught to pull out), Master Wadleigh is an idol to us all.

While we were at the broccli tree, Master Wadleigh said, "what's happening?"

by MATOS member January 6, 2013