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WADL = Waddling Away a Defeated Loser.

The result of a hedge fund or short seller of AMC & GME being bent over by the champion caliber HODLing of stock primates known as Apes until it hurts so much that they have to waddle like a duck because they lost so much money it felt like a prison rape.
Because the Apes were so successful at HODLing AMC’s stock, Kenny G and all of CNBC’s Andrew Sorkins other hedge fund butt buddies had to WADL home like a duck.
WADL by PewPewPeeeew June 5, 2021
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Robert Wadlow 

Robert Pershing Wadlow (born Feb. 22, 1918 in Alton, Illinois; died Jul 15, 1940 in Manistee, Michigan) was the tallest person in history. Months before his death, he was measured at a height of 8' 11.1". His extraordinary growth began in infancy and was caused by an overactive pituitary gland. Those who knew him personally remembered him fondly, although he was seen as a curious spectacle by the masses. Sadly, he died of an infection caused by a faulty brace on his left foot. He was 22 years-old.

He was also known as the "Alton Giant" and the "Giant of Illinois. " he is also thought of as a "gentle giant."
"Who do you think I am, Robert Wadlow? I can't reach that."
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Wadleys Paradigm 

A place for everything and nothing in it's place
The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
Wadleys Paradigm by scriptcat February 4, 2009
A persons who is very handsome and is funny and outgoing he is very nice but don’t get him mad if you meet a wadley keep him forever
I met a wonderful person named wadley!
A tall person with extended ears but knows how to chat. Loud big mouthed and doesn't know when to shut up. Generally a good guy with good sense of humour. He is lucky when comes to pulling the ladies
I like to Wadland you
Wadland by Crank91 November 13, 2011
Wadly is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful human being.
I would love to Mary someone named wadly
Wadly by Drippa wadly February 11, 2019

Master Wadleigh

The genius who had a moment of inspiration and thought of "pound it" instead of the over-used word, "hashtag". Also the general of the Military Acapella Group on Skis (whom he taught to pull out), Master Wadleigh is an idol to us all.
While we were at the broccli tree, Master Wadleigh said, "what's happening?"
Master Wadleigh by MATOS member January 6, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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