Wadlin

You just be wadlin

You’re either wadlin or you’re not.

Yo you lowkey wadlin.

by elopezdfo March 13, 2022

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.

Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Wallington

Attractive middle class town within the London Borough of Sutton with the great distinction of being the site of three of the best Grammar schools in the entire country.

Wallington is the hotspot of Britain for secondary education.

by .l April 26, 2014

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

stone walling

To put up artificial or contrived barriers to slow down or stop someone's progress.

I've been trying to get to the bottom of this problem but she keeps stone walling me.

by John Hubbard October 19, 2006