W’ont 

w’ont short for we don’t

W’ont example

Chase: have u spoken 2 Emmie today

Scarlet: no w’ont talk anymore

W’ont by Elx May 8, 2021

Won't be shit 

Term
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit

Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed

Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit

-Salty teacher : "haha you so dumb, you won't be shit!"

-ggGuy : "Ok boomer"

Won't be shit by TF'ingBoiHimself July 16, 2020

They won't let me live ... 

There is an old saying in tough prisons and military training, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die! It is based in self pity.

Geez, Rangers school, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die!

They won't let me live ... by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2020

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing 

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me by Jimmy Pop 24 November 7, 2007

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.

1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con

Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023