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vulvar bum 

(singular) An outer labium of a female human
A girl has two vulvar bums, a right vulvar bum and a left vulvar bum.
vulvar bum by lova of sharyn lee November 7, 2005
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short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican
Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

Short-fingered Vulgarian 

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...
That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

vulva spelunker 

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

vulvatarian 

a person who will choose vulva over food
"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner
vulvatarian by ginner December 26, 2008

Vulvasaur 

The Legendary Pokémon of Pokémon Pussy Version from Generation 69. It is a Vagina Type and is 2x weak to the Penis Type Legendary, Cockizard, from the opposite game, Pokémon Dick Version.
Guy 1: Hey, you're playing Pussy Version. Have you caught Vulvasaur yet?

Guy 2: Yeah!
Vulvasaur by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016