To casually walk around the city of Amsterdam. Originally conceived after the city's Vondle Park, where many of the inhabitants spend their leisure time, the term vondle has recently been applied to any form of unhurried strolling.

Shall we visit another coffee shop, or do you fancy a bit of a vondle?

I've been vondling all day and my feet are absolutely killing me!

I'm just off on a vondle to pick up a couple of broodje's.

Vondle by DirtyDr February 4, 2009

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david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016

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Aajonus Vonderplanitz

The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.

Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?

You: No, dude. Where is he?

Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.

You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!

Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.

Aajonus Vonderplanitz by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011

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vonnie

lovely, graceful, funny, and kick ass at everything they do.

After making a funny retort, everyone applauded the vonnie.

vonnie by Chez July 28, 2003

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