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1. kind-hearted, sweet, meek, mindful, ironcally violent.

2. The name of a male with French in the gene pool, meaning prince of kindness, and gentle in spirit, can be burtal and unmeriful when angered
1.

chick: That was rather vondell of you to give her your game ticket

Dude: Yea i punched a locker afterward

2.

Vondell: World Peace
Servant: whoops i dropped the bomb
Vondell: grrr DIE
servant: no please.... MERCY
Vondell: hmmm... no
(sqish rip, tear BOOM!!!)
Vondell by Victim XII March 29, 2009
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Really nice great in bed and likes brown skinned girls is really cool and has lots of friends
He is really nice his name must be vondell
Vondell by Yea.2x.216 May 16, 2018
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Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
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As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
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Vontella is a beautiful and preppy Southern belle. She is fiercely loyal to her friends and fierce to her enemies. Her life occasionally resemble a shit show, but the goodness she has displayed to her friends will come back to her when she needs it. She always knows exactly what she wants even if she doesn't want to tell you. If you get the chance to know her, you'll soon realize she desires puppy kisses, good food, Netflix, or the person next to you shutting up and getting their life together. She has a heart of gold to match her wallet, and the attitude to match her country playlist. If you're lucky enough to meet her, never let her go.
Get in the car, Vontella, we're going shopping.
Vontella by Stellaaarhair April 13, 2015
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