Vondle
To casually walk around the city of Amsterdam. Originally conceived after the city's Vondle Park, where many of the inhabitants spend their leisure time, the term vondle has recently been applied to any form of unhurried strolling.
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vonderhaar
vonderhaar by VinexNike February 26, 2013
david vonderhaar
Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players
david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016
Vonlenska
"Language" used by the band Sigur Ros, also known as Hopelandic, or more commonly known as Gibberish. Used in their songs to go with the melody, not necessarily make sense.
"I love this new Sigur Ros album but i cant understand any of the words."
"Yea thats because they sing in Vonlenska"
"Yea thats because they sing in Vonlenska"
Vonlenska by NdubForPrez April 1, 2009
Aajonus Vonderplanitz
The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.
Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
Aajonus Vonderplanitz by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011
david vonderhaar
The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth
david vonderhaar by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016
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