Volek

This ancient creature derives from the great ape, and is uncontrollably force fed everything in visible sight by it's own hand. Do not worry about human interaction as the sight of the volek is based solely on food and edible, to semi-edible items (Ex. - Wax Fruit, Starbursts)

"Watch eating that cheeseburger around the Volek, it may take your hand off."

Volek by chauncy April 8, 2005

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To Pull a Volek

To come from out of no where, and have a big effect on a situation, much like Billy Volek came out of no where and threw 15 touchdowns in the NFL.

Wow he just pulled a Volek on that play.

To Pull a Volek by For Real Though March 5, 2005

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to pull a volek

To woo a girl into liking you, then proceeding to go out with her.

Man he pulled a Volek on her!

to pull a volek by For Real Though March 7, 2005

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Volker

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009