Voilin 

Positive Slang: awesome or rockin.

These are some voilin cheese fries.

Voilin by madmannc June 20, 2011

Violin Hickey 

A red mark located somewhere on a violin/violists neck area (Location varies) from excessive practicing.

Due to looking a lot like a hickey, they are usually referred to as the "Violin hickey", But in the medical world, it is referred to as "Fiddler's neck" Which is much tackier.

Violinists/Violists get these on the left side, so anyone claiming a hickey on the right side has a violin hickey is really a whore trying to cover up by looking cool.

Hickeys are most often located under the jaw, in the mid-neck area, on the collarbone, or near the front of the shoulder.

Some hickeys are caused by a reaction to the nickel in the metal holding the chin rest on, while others are caused by the constant movement of the instrument against the skin.

This red mark is often considered a "Badge of Honor" among musicians, although they are actually quite painful.

Guy 1: Oh man, is that a hickey? What've you been doing?

Guy 2: No, man. That's just my Violin Hickey.

Violin Hickey by Violacentric January 4, 2013

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Ingre's Violin 

Refers to the French neoclassical artist Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, who while famous for his paintings was also incredibly talented though less well known for his skill on the violin.

The phrase refers to a person who is known for one talent but is so exceptional at another unrelated talent they could be equally well know for the second if not for the first.

Everyone knows joe is a great baseball player but his work as a photographer is a bit of an Ingre's Violin.

Ingre's Violin by anderama June 12, 2011

The Violinist 

Someone who tells nothing but sob stories, makes excuses for failures, and seems to be busier then he actually is, hence, composing all day.

Q: Hey dude, have you been training this summer, fall semeseter is just around the corner. If you are serious about making the ASU XC team, you got to be putting in the time and be fit when the gun goes off.

A: I haven't been running as much as I want to, been busy with work, weather has been terrible out here, and have no one to train with.

Q: Dude are you serious, stop composing all day, what are you, The Violinist?

The Violinist by mr. pelon August 27, 2013

Violingasm 

Any piece of classical music where a violin part is ridiculously hard, while all the other players have ridiculously easy parts.

"Have you seen the score for the Tchaikovsky Violin concerto?"
"Yeah, what a total Violingasm."

Violingasm by ClassicalMusicGuy May 4, 2013

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006