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Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.
Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

videogamedunkey 

An awesome youtuber, known for playing LoL and Super Mario 64.
"That is just downright darius" "YOU SET ME UP!" "Bake me a cake, bake me a cake" "When I think of the League Of Legends community i envision just this enormous flock of geese drifting across the sky on a sunlit beach, searching for a fish dinner for two. And I say to the birds, come on, come on little fella, come on." - videogamedunkey
videogamedunkey by CheenisBlast June 28, 2013

Lego Batman The Videogame 

An amazing piece of work that's has a few minor issues but that's ok because its 8 years old and still holds up. By the way its way better than Lego batman- more like Lego justice league 3.
Bro1: hey bro Whana play Lego batman The VideoGame
Bro2: Sure bro im gonna go get my ps3/xbox360.
Bro1: alright bro.
Bro2; Alright bro im back.
Bro1: cool bro.
Plugs in consle
Bro1: This is Gonna Be so Cool bro.
Bro2: yeah bro.
Game: NO
Bro:1&2 That was so fun bro yeah bro :(.

Videogamemes

You might as well drink bleach rather than like this shitty, clickbait-filled mess of a Facebook page (unless you have a hard-on for that stuff). If you are a gamer, stay the fuck away from it like it's cancer, only contagious.
"Huh, I don't know what all the fuss is about that Videogamemes page. Might as well go check it out..."

*Drinks bleach and dies*
Videogamemes by ICRIEVRYTIEM July 30, 2016

videogame 

1)The greatest invention ever. 2)The ultimate scape goat. 3)An electronic device worthless lazy parents use in place of watching their children themselves.
videogame by T.A.D. September 16, 2003

videogame 

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.
Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.
videogame by AYB September 10, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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