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Masterbating while on video chat with someone masterbating
With COVID causing us all to social distance it's made my boyfriend and I to videobate.
Videobate by Sharyn Peters March 17, 2022
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Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.
Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

videogamedunkey 

An awesome youtuber, known for playing LoL and Super Mario 64.
"That is just downright darius" "YOU SET ME UP!" "Bake me a cake, bake me a cake" "When I think of the League Of Legends community i envision just this enormous flock of geese drifting across the sky on a sunlit beach, searching for a fish dinner for two. And I say to the birds, come on, come on little fella, come on." - videogamedunkey
videogamedunkey by CheenisBlast June 28, 2013

Lego Batman The Videogame 

An amazing piece of work that's has a few minor issues but that's ok because its 8 years old and still holds up. By the way its way better than Lego batman- more like Lego justice league 3.
Bro1: hey bro Whana play Lego batman The VideoGame
Bro2: Sure bro im gonna go get my ps3/xbox360.
Bro1: alright bro.
Bro2; Alright bro im back.
Bro1: cool bro.
Plugs in consle
Bro1: This is Gonna Be so Cool bro.
Bro2: yeah bro.
Game: NO
Bro:1&2 That was so fun bro yeah bro :(.

Videogamemes

You might as well drink bleach rather than like this shitty, clickbait-filled mess of a Facebook page (unless you have a hard-on for that stuff). If you are a gamer, stay the fuck away from it like it's cancer, only contagious.
"Huh, I don't know what all the fuss is about that Videogamemes page. Might as well go check it out..."

*Drinks bleach and dies*
Videogamemes by ICRIEVRYTIEM July 30, 2016

videogame 

1)The greatest invention ever. 2)The ultimate scape goat. 3)An electronic device worthless lazy parents use in place of watching their children themselves.
videogame by T.A.D. September 16, 2003

videogame 

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.
Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.
videogame by AYB September 10, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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