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ViagraVated 

A condition that occurs mainly among 40-50 something year old women who have had enough of their 50-60 something year old husbands prescription for Erectile Deficiency medication ...

This condition can apply to women of all ages and social positions, mistresses,strippers, secretaries, hookers/escorts ...
Stella: Wow Ethel your husband can hardly keep his hands off you since he got his "Instant-Boner Happy-time Medication" for E.D.

Ethel: Yeah and I am so over it, he may have the urges of a 22 year old soccer boy but they're locked up in the flabby 64 year old body of an outta shape accountant ... I am totally VIAGRAVATED !
ViagraVated by damagicman63 May 30, 2010
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Viagravated 

The frustrated feeling women (and men) get from having sexual advances made on/toward them by men whom God and nature have decided are too old to be having sex but thanks to the wonders of modern medicine can continue to get their cadaverous components erect for decades.
Me and my friends were out clubbing and got pretty viagravated from guys our fathers' ages trying to get in our pants.
Viagravated by uncarvedblock89 January 18, 2011

Viagravated 

An emotional (usualy angry) response to one taking an extreme amount of viagra. causing redness in the face and usual holding down of the genitalia.
Me: yo bro whats wrong with you.

Bro: Karen came over last night.....lets just say im viagravated
Viagravated by MrniceguyYTF November 29, 2011

Viagravation 

When you take Viagra before a date and the date never shows up, but you're stuck with a boner for 4 hours.
That lady caused me viagravation last night.

Viaggravated 

When one is feeling the rush from taking viagra,and is ready for business.
We need to go to the bedroom fast, Honey, because I am really getting viaggravated !
Viaggravated by Mr Happypants March 16, 2021

Viagragated 

When you have Viagra in your system and you are frustrated.
When you have Viagra in your system and you ask your girl to get it on and she is not in the mood, you get Viagragated.
Viagragated by AnPineapple November 2, 2016

Viagrabate 

To masterbate after you have taken a viagra because your partner passes out or doesn't want to have sex.
John had to viagrabate because he had taken a viagra and his girlfriend passed out on him.
Viagrabate by VVoody February 14, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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