adj The state of mind when a female decides that her feelings are no longer needed to be kept to herself and enlists the time and attention of her male partner to express whatever she wants for marathon periods of time.
A condition that occurs mainly among 40-50 something year old women who have had enough of their 50-60 something year old husbands prescription for Erectile Deficiency medication ...
This condition can apply to women of all ages and social positions, mistresses,strippers, secretaries, hookers/escorts ...
Stella: Wow Ethel your husband can hardly keep his hands off you since he got his "Instant-Boner Happy-time Medication" for E.D.
Ethel: Yeah and I am so over it, he may have the urges of a 22 year old soccer boy but they're locked up in the flabby 64 year old body of an outta shape accountant ... I am totally VIAGRAVATED !
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*