Vera is honestly the most amazing person that you will ever meet. She doesn't know that she's beautiful, but she is. She is so incredibly humble and always helping other people. She is the best friend you will ever have, as well as the best girlfriend you'll ever have. she knows how to brighten a room with just her smile, and does it daily. There are no words to describe Vera.
Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
"Dude, did you see the Anal Cherry Video made by that Scarlett Vera last night? It is by far the best next to the squirting candy cane one." "I dont know man, the Midget and Sheltie Pony is my favorite."
"Did you see Cosby holding Scarlett Vera in a headlock in the parking lot?" "Yeah, it looked like he was burping, I don't get that weird shit they do in Utah."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*