Vetex
Person 1: "ay bro new Arcane Odyssey update just released"
Person 2: "no shot Vetex actually updated the game"
Person 2: "no shot Vetex actually updated the game"
Vetex by bing bob jean September 29, 2023
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Vetex • veteran • veterinarian • Vertex • veterano • Ventex • veteranarian • veteraning • vertexing • vete a la mierda
Thuggizzle Cares For Our Veterans
A cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Cares For Our Veterans by urban savage March 21, 2019
veterinary ophthalmology
A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.
His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.
veterinary ophthalmology by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
vete pa la pinga
Used by Cubans or Cuban descendants in a sentence when one is fed up with someone's bahvior and can't believe they have the nerve to say yet another word to you because you're so disgusted with them and you could care less.. There's only one place for them to go and that's where? Pa la pinga!
"you seriously think that after all the shit you said I'm gonna sit here and listen to your side of the story!? VETE PA LA PINGA!!"
"you seriously think that after all the shit you said I'm gonna sit here and listen to your side of the story!? VETE PA LA PINGA!!"
vete pa la pinga by El pingon May 13, 2016
veterinarian
An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..
Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"
"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"
"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"
veterinarian by Some guy hanging around February 13, 2013
Minecraft veteran
Someone who has played Minecraft in its prime time back in the day and remembers the Nether reactor core from p.e
Timmy: Are you an OG fortnite player?
Ghandhi: No,but I'm a Minecraft veteran
Timmy: Sounds gay
Ghandhi: listen hear you little shit your dad left you out of disgrace because you spend all your time playing Fortnite.
Ghandhi: No,but I'm a Minecraft veteran
Timmy: Sounds gay
Ghandhi: listen hear you little shit your dad left you out of disgrace because you spend all your time playing Fortnite.
Minecraft veteran by bling_father69 October 12, 2019
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."