vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

vesting by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

Vesting by timidtax June 29, 2024

Red Vesting 

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

Red Vesting by Brynley December 9, 2013

Spend-vesting 

Adj: Receiving stock rewards as you spend on your everyday purchases.

All of my McDonald's shares in my portfolio came from spend-vesting through TAB Flow

Spend-vesting by TAB Bank March 15, 2022

double vesting 

when two men have sexual intercourse in the back closet at a formal dinner or wedding. Also see triple vesting.

Man 1: Where did Drew go?
Man 2: Oh, i think he's double vesting with the best.
Man 1: Rad.

double vesting by cafemarmalade December 17, 2008

Vetting 

Investigate someone thoroughly, especially in order to ensure that they are suitable for a job requiring secrecy, loyalty, or trustworthiness.

Derives from late 14th century Norway where you would investigate and check if a visitor was a vette (a supernatural being or troll) before letting them into your home.

The origin of the word is Proto-Germanic *wihti and is related to the german word "Wicht" and english "wight" and Old Norse ; «vǣt(t)r».

Robert is vetting Donald.

We should have vetted Donald before we hired him.

Vetting by tjisinkweilo August 29, 2018

vetting 

To research someone's history, habits etc.

Dexter is busy vetting his next victim.

vetting by Boonpflug September 1, 2013