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-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

vesting by bobskittlescents May 6, 2011

Words you can keep

Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

Vesting by timidtax June 29, 2024

Related Words

vesting • Vestingbar • double vesting • Red Vesting • Spend-vesting • venting • vetting • vexting • vestige • ventingalexx

Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

Red Vesting by Brynley December 9, 2013

Spend-vesting

Adj: Receiving stock rewards as you spend on your everyday purchases.

All of my McDonald's shares in my portfolio came from spend-vesting through TAB Flow

Spend-vesting by TAB Bank March 15, 2022

double vesting

when two men have sexual intercourse in the back closet at a formal dinner or wedding. Also see triple vesting.

Man 1: Where did Drew go?
Man 2: Oh, i think he's double vesting with the best.
Man 1: Rad.

double vesting by cafemarmalade December 17, 2008

Vetting

Investigate someone thoroughly, especially in order to ensure that they are suitable for a job requiring secrecy, loyalty, or trustworthiness.

Derives from late 14th century Norway where you would investigate and check if a visitor was a vette (a supernatural being or troll) before letting them into your home.

The origin of the word is Proto-Germanic *wihti and is related to the german word "Wicht" and english "wight" and Old Norse ; «vǣt(t)r».

Robert is vetting Donald.

We should have vetted Donald before we hired him.

Vetting by tjisinkweilo August 29, 2018

vetting

To research someone's history, habits etc.

Dexter is busy vetting his next victim.

vetting by Boonpflug September 1, 2013

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026