vesting

-when one spends money frivolously to get laid
-investing in useless things to attract the attention of a special someone

Person 1- Wow, why did Steve spend so much money on that shirt?

Person 2- I don't know, dude. Steve just wants to get in her pants.

Person 1- Can't believe he is vesting so hard.

by bobskittlescents May 06, 2011