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When you want to be French, but you can't even pronounce your own name in French, you are 'Vescac'.
Jean Luc: Je m'appelle Jean Luc!

Bill : Jame a lappell le Billock!

Jean Luc: Vescac.
Vescac by oolliivveerr December 14, 2009
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Vescecticized 

Commonly used as a one word profile on a wide variety of popular dating sites such as Tinder etc. Describing the Male to potential Females as one who has had the surgical procedure known as a vasectomy. Therefor making it known that he cannot conceive no matter how many times he gives you dirty cream pies while performing sexual pleasures.
Female 1: Hey, check out this Males profile pic!
Female 2: Wow, what a hunk!

Female 1: His bio says Vescecticized?
Female 2: (quivering with wet panties)

Vestacious 

Referring to a nissassas without a licence
“That nissassas was vestacious”

Antonio Vespacci 

Antonio Vespacci is a famous low-tier English football manager, famously bringing Hull City to the non-league title in 1957.
Person: Did you hear about Antonio Vespacci’s funeral?

Person 2: Yeah, I saw it on TV

Vestacios 

When your super fucked up and think that upstairs in cursive is vestacios
Hey man link at vestacios in 5?
Vestacios by Bigal4.69 March 5, 2022

Vestacious 

An evolution of “down bad” however more extreme, this word being specifically for being one with no play.
Joseph is down vestacious for Britney
Vestacious by cumber_slice_ August 21, 2022
A virtual adventure that starts with one simple click and turns into an unexpectedly immersive online journey. A vescapade can involve anything from researching a random topic, exploring your family tree, wandering through virtual reality, scrolling through maps, or getting lost in an imaginative online conversation. The destination is rarely what you intended.
“I only meant to look up one ancestor, but it turned into a four-hour vescapade."

"Instead of going out, went on a vescapade exploring ancient Rome in VR."

"One Google search became a three-hour vescapade.”
vescapade by Chartreuse1978 July 19, 2026
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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