Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare
intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a
double chin.
2. to render
hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.