noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls

I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.

Velcrosac by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Related Words

Velverosa • Elverosa • Velcrosac • Velvetoscar • Antonio Veveros Medeiros • Velvet Sanchez • velcro sack • Velcro Salad • velvet rose • Velvet Sack

Velvetoscar

The best writer on Ao3. Go read Y&B and Gods and Monsters <3

X : Can you suggest me a nice book?
Y: Read Y&B and Gods and Monsters by Velvetoscar on AO3

Velvetoscar by J ¡! January 2, 2022

Antonio Veveros Medeiros

A Portuguese Gangster coming straight out of Portugual during the early 1970's, he moved to America in New Bedford, Massachusetts. During his teenage years he owned a lime green firebird and raced with his partner in crime Leno Cabral. He joined his first gang in his early 20's with a signature tattoo of a skull on top of two crosses canes-the skull with a vibrant mustache and a lincoln tophat still remains on his left arm. Also getting a homemade tattoo of a number somewhere in the sixties on his left wrist but its now unknown do to it being removed in 2006. He has two younger brothers, the youngest now being tracked by the FBI. The middle towers above everybody and now lives a happy quiet life with his wife. Antonio has 5 children two of which he does not see he still frequently sees the other three. Antonio has now settled down and lives with his girlfriend in the north end of New Bedford.

Antonio Veveros Medeiros once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are now known as giraffes.

Antonio Veveros Medeiros by leno cabral August 14, 2010

Elverosa

The elf of rose.

Elverosa is such a beautiful girl! Certainly like an elf of rose.

Elverosa by Effysilverswan November 24, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026