Velvetoscar 

The best writer on Ao3. Go read Y&B and Gods and Monsters <3

X : Can you suggest me a nice book?
Y: Read Y&B and Gods and Monsters by Velvetoscar on AO3

Velvetoscar by J ¡! January 2, 2022

velvetiscake 

the best streamer. extremely funny. likes teeth.

Did you watch velvetiscake's stream last night?

velvetiscake by flyingfishh_ January 30, 2021

velvetiscake 

-Antfrost Boyfriend
-Velvet for short
-Good at making tweets that will make me cower in fear
-Too good at making tweets that make me cowe in fear
-Good at making me cower in fear during jackbox

Average Velvetiscake Tweet:
*Replying to Aimsey*
"I somehow don't mind the texture of my balls in my mouth"

velvetiscake by sbhghgsy October 16, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008