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Velociturd

What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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Velocitude

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.
The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.
by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009
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Velocityraptor

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.
"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."
by Young Sween January 25, 2009
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Velocitunity

The listening enhancement some songs achieve when heard in a fast moving vehicle.
"Radar Love" probably benefits more from velocitunity than any other single song.
by Tim O'Kane March 22, 2008
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Velocitra

Johnny is such a terrible friend. A Velocitra, if you will.
by Kalajacka May 28, 2020
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Velocityeditzz

Velocityeditzz is a great editor on funimate and should have 100k followers and a notice by funimate
Person 1: Who is Velocityeditzz?
Person 2: you don't know who Velocityeditzz is? They are a really good editor/ Velocity maker
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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