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Vegemitis

Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.

Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.

Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.

Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?

I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012
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Vegemite

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.
Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.
by Marvelator September 19, 2013
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happy little vegemite

Australian Expression meaning - "happy" or "Satisfied"
From the 1950s Tv Commercial "Jingle"...For the black Sandwich spread, Vegemite!
by sixty4 April 16, 2005
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Vegemite

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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vegemite

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.
"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".
by theeel February 20, 2008
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Vegasitis

-noun
Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.
"Chris, just take a look at Kristen pulling up in her stretch."
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"
by the_frodigy January 11, 2009
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Vegetised

Son: I got hit by a car, I'm in a wheelchair.
Mom: So you got vegetised, your disowned.
by Antoncheese May 6, 2020
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