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spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

Vegetation Rights

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.
Vegetation Rights by Sacul! December 18, 2008

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014

vaginal vegitation 

vaginal vegitation refers to hair around the vaginal opening.

having box hair.... non-brazilian.... no landing strip
Her vaginal vegitation was so thick it looks like she had buckwheat in a crotch lock.
vaginal vegitation by Krazy1ox March 11, 2011

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.
"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"
Double Vagination by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013