Veganation

The process of becoming a member of a backwards society known as the vegans. It is the equivalent of chemical castration in men.

Dude whats been going on with you? You look all weak and frail and you've slowly been dumbing down.

I've been going through veganation.

You poor bastard, let me put you out of your misery.

by Kage127 May 15, 2009

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

by Sacul! December 18, 2008

Vagination

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.

"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."

by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

by Natron444 March 19, 2014

vaginal vegitation

vaginal vegitation refers to hair around the vaginal opening.

having box hair.... non-brazilian.... no landing strip

Her vaginal vegitation was so thick it looks like she had buckwheat in a crotch lock.

by Krazy1ox March 11, 2011

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.

"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"

by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013